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Me: Officer, do you like your job?
Y: Yes, yes I like my job.
Me: How many people are in your jail?
Y: Millions.
Me: Millions?! What's the matter with your country that everybody does crime?
Y: (looks to H for answer; with H unavailable, Y falls silent)
Me: So who's the most dangerous prisoner in your jail?
Y: Uhhh the lion.
Me: And who's the least dangerous prisoner?
Y: I would have to say the person.

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