Supermarket

Oct. 4th, 2012 07:20 am
cremains: (drunken vulcan)
[personal profile] cremains
I dreamt that I was a clerk in an Israeli supermarket which appeared to be not anywhere near Israel, as my friend Cassandra came up holding a box of Honey Nut Cheerios and asked me to read the ingredients for her. I translated and she made a face, saying, "That means it's only 15% flour!" I replied, "Yes, but on the plus side, only five ingredients."

I got back on my clerk's skateboard and was rolling down one of the aisles when suddenly muzak began to pipe in. This was the signal that all the patrons had to randomly pair up and have sex with each other. I noticed Michelle and Barak Obama having sex in the corner, which at the time was cause for concern to me because they were married to other people.

Date: 2012-10-06 06:23 am (UTC)
opaqueplanet: (Default)
From: [personal profile] opaqueplanet
Cassandra, me? Or a different Cassandra?
If me, yay, I was in your dream! I hope I was still there when the sex started. :P

Date: 2012-10-07 02:56 am (UTC)
opaqueplanet: (Default)
From: [personal profile] opaqueplanet
Maybe I was married to Barack. Anyways, it's ok. Dream sex doesn't count.

ETA: I suppose I could have been married to Michelle, since it's your dream, not mine, but she's really not my type. She'd be all "oh Cassandra, ice cream for supper again?" and "Hey babe, let's go for a run this evening" and I'd be all "woman, leave me be! I'm fat and I like it!"
Edited Date: 2012-10-07 02:59 am (UTC)

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