Awkward Occupation

[cremains]

This dream took place in Athens as the Romans were occupying it. I was an Athenian restauranteur, sitting on the cobblestone curb and watching as the legionairies filed through the city. After awhile, a few of them stopped to interrogate my chief waiter, a middle-aged white dude in a suit. It became clear they were treating him as the owner of the restaurant. "Hey!" I shouted at them. "Why aren't you taking me seriously? Is it because I'm naked?"

It turned out it was.