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Mourner's Kaddish
Last night:
I dreamt that my yeshiva always had its minyan outside amongst my subconscious's interpretation of "the ruins of Jerusalem." In the dream before pesukei we were all trying to remember where the story of Joseph was in the Tanakh. Some people thought Devarim, some people thought Shoftim, and I was very adamant that there was actually a book in Ketuvim called "Sefer Yosef." The rosh yeshiva was getting increasingly agitated as the discussion progressed and finally shouted "Nobody here knows how to think! And it's in Bereishit."
This reminded me of another dream, which I'd written down in an email to somebody:
I had a dream that Rav Ovadia accepted a position at the Conservative Yeshiva, teaching Talmud Level III. Based on this you might want to notify him of any future openings. On the other hand, maybe not, since in my dream he gave me questionable halakhic guidance: "Before saying mourner's kaddish, you must attach a musical straw to a raw beet and blow, to produce an electronic tune."
I dreamt that my yeshiva always had its minyan outside amongst my subconscious's interpretation of "the ruins of Jerusalem." In the dream before pesukei we were all trying to remember where the story of Joseph was in the Tanakh. Some people thought Devarim, some people thought Shoftim, and I was very adamant that there was actually a book in Ketuvim called "Sefer Yosef." The rosh yeshiva was getting increasingly agitated as the discussion progressed and finally shouted "Nobody here knows how to think! And it's in Bereishit."
This reminded me of another dream, which I'd written down in an email to somebody:
I had a dream that Rav Ovadia accepted a position at the Conservative Yeshiva, teaching Talmud Level III. Based on this you might want to notify him of any future openings. On the other hand, maybe not, since in my dream he gave me questionable halakhic guidance: "Before saying mourner's kaddish, you must attach a musical straw to a raw beet and blow, to produce an electronic tune."